Nā Huakaʻi Pōʻino o ka Polely Tagline Translation Blunders
ʻAʻole iʻokiʻokiʻia me kahi maloʻo e like me ka pāʻana i ke pihi translate, no kaʻikeʻana i nāʻano moʻomeheu likeʻole.
No ka laʻana, ma kekahi mau'āina, he mea maʻamau ke kauʻana i ke kiʻi o ka huahana i loko o ka paina ma ka pepa. E noʻonoʻo pehea e hana ai lākou i ka mea hānai pēpē aiʻole ka'īlio!
No laila, ua hele mākou ma nā pūnaewele hoʻolaha eʻike i kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi loa o ka tagline crash-a-burn. ʻOiai he meaʻakaʻaka, he mea nui loa hoʻi ia i kēia mau hui (a hoʻohilahila i nā copywriters). Ināʻaʻole lākou e hana i kā lākou haʻawina home, hiki iā lākou ke hoʻopau i ka ukuʻana i nā miliona miliona no nā pānaʻi hana hou, nā kuʻi a me nā "hoʻolaha pale." Eia ka papa inoa, ma ke kauohaʻole. Hoʻomaka mākou me ka mea kaulana loa o nā makahiki he hala i hala iho nei.
KAUA
Kauwehe: Paʻi ke Kino !
AH, ka mea alohaʻole i ka beha hau i ka lā wela? ʻO ka tagline mai Coors, Turn It Loose !, ka mea i hoʻonohonohoʻia e pili ana i kahi hoʻolālā o Coors. ʻAe, ua hoʻoikaika ka unuhiʻana o ka'ōlelo Pelekānia i nā kānaka e hoʻolālā ana lākou i kekahi mea'ē aʻe:
ʻO ka'ōlelo Pelekānia: Suffer From Diarrhea
Pepsi
Kūkākūkā: E hele mai me ka Pepsi Generation
'Ani nui,ʻaʻole anei? ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻaʻole ia miliona miliona mai kahi mai o nā inoa e hoʻohanaʻia ana e nā mea inu ikaika o kēia lā. Akā naʻe,ʻaʻole i hāʻule maikaʻi loa ma Kina. Ma hope o ka hoʻokomoʻana i ka mīkini unuhi, ua puka maiʻo ia ma:
KFC
Tagline:' Aiʻi Lickin 'maikaʻi
Mmm, mmm, mmm. ʻO ka meaʻai meaʻai ka meaʻaiʻole e makemake e hoʻokomo i loko o ka pā o ka moa wela a me ka maloʻo? ʻOi hou, ua hāʻule hou kēia tagline i ka unuhiʻana o Kina, lilo i meaʻano'ē aʻe o ka maikaʻi:
'Ōlelo Haina Haina: Eʻai i kāu mau piʻukia
Parker Pens
Hōʻikeʻia: ʻAʻole ia e hoʻoukaʻia i kāu pīka a hoʻohilahila iāʻoe
ʻAʻole ka tagline kāpena akā he mea kūpono i ka laikini. Ma hope o nā mea a pau,ʻo wai ka mea e makemake i ka'īnika maikaʻi e kau i ko lākou mau kapa kila a me nā huluhulu? Akā ua hana nā poʻe o Parker i kahi'āpana pōpilikia. Manaʻo lākou ua hoʻohilahilaʻia ka'ōlelo Sepania. Nope. A eia keʻano o ka holoʻana o ka pāʻoihana ma Mexico:
ʻO ka'ōlelo Pelekānia: ʻAʻole e lele i loko o kāuʻeke a hāpaiʻoe iāʻoe!
Milk
Kauwehe: GOT MILK?
ʻO ia kekahi o nā kaulana loa, a me nā kope nui loa, nā huapalapa mau. Uaʻike mākou a pau. Eia naʻe, uaʻike pū nā poʻe Kelepa no nā kumu kūponoʻole. Ua manaʻo lākou he mea ikaika ka HuiʻAmelika Hui PūʻIa i ka wā i puka mai ai kēia:
ʻO ka'ōlelo Pelekānia: NO KA LACTATING?
ʻO Coca-Cola
Huahana: Coca-Cola
ʻO kekahiʻano'ē aʻe o nā mea e hele haywire ma Kina. I ka makahiki 1920, ua hoʻoholoʻo Coca-Cola e hoʻokuʻu aku i kāna huahana i Kina, akā makemakeʻo ia i kahi inoa e like me ka'ōlelo Pelekānia. Ma hope o kekahi mau manawa a hala aku, hele lākou me ka unuhi phonetic, aʻo ka hopena, ua lilo i mea kānalua:
Hua'ōlelo Pelekane: Bite ka Wax Tadpole
Electrolux
Hoʻolahaʻia: E hoʻohui i ka inoa ma Electrolux.
Ua kalaʻiaʻoe ināʻaʻoleʻoe iʻike i keʻano o ka hua'ōlelo. He Swedish ia a hele mai mai kahi home mai o ka mea hoʻolalehuʻenehana punahele a Suetenaʻo Electrolux. Eia naʻe, i ka wā i hoʻohana ai lākou i ka tagline ma USA, ua unuhi maikaʻiʻia me kahi hopena pōʻino - ma ka USA,ʻo "nā kulolo" heʻoi aku ka lōʻihi o keʻano:
English Translation: ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka Electrolux
General Motors
Kūkākūkā: Kino e Fisher
ʻO ke kino by Fisherʻaʻole pono he tagline akā he palapala inoa o GM. ʻO ia ke kuleana nui o ka hana nui i hanaʻia ma nā kaʻa GM (a ua kūʻaiʻia e GM i ka makahiki 1925). ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia kahi mākia me ka inoa. ʻO kēia manawa,ʻo Pelekole ka pilikia, aʻaʻole kēia he mea e hana ai kekahi kaʻa kaʻa:
ʻO Belgian Translation: Ke Kupapaʻu e Fisher
Ford
Huahana: Pinto
Eia hou,ʻaʻole pono ka tagline,ʻo kēia keʻano o ke kaʻa āu iʻike pono loa. Akā ma Palalala,ʻaʻole ia he pi mae. ʻAʻohe, keʻoleʻoe e kamaʻilio ana e pili ana i ka "frank or beans." ʻAe,ʻo PINTO paha ka inoa hōʻino loa i hiki iāʻoe ke hāʻawi i kaʻa. Ua hoʻololi lākou i ka CORCEL,ʻo ia hoʻiʻo HORSE. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi hoʻi:
ʻO Translat ion Brazilian: Male Male Genitals
Pauʻo Chicken
Kauwehe: Hana ia i kahi kanakaʻeleʻele e hana i kahi puaʻa
Ua hanaʻia ka moa o Perdue i kāna mau huahana mai ka makahiki 1920, a ua hoʻokauʻo ia iā ia iho i ka TV e'ōlelo ana i ka inoa inoa nui "he kanaka paʻakikī ke hana i kahi moa moa." Mahalo nui i ka'ōlelo ... ma ka'ōlelo Pelekania. ʻOiaʻiʻo, i ka unuhiʻana i ka'ōlelo Pelekānia, ua nui ka hana, a ua'ōleloʻo Frank i kekahi mea maikaʻi loa i ka papahana WTF:
ʻO ka'ōlelo Pelekānia: Hoʻomaopopo i kahi kanaka e hana i kahi iʻa
ʻO Otis Engineering
Hoʻolaha: Meahana Hoʻopiha
He pili koʻikoʻiʻo Otis Engineering i Halliburton, a no laila, heʻokoʻa'ē aʻe kēlā e maʻa mau ai i ka moku iʻaneʻi. Eia naʻe, i ka wā i noiʻia aiʻo Otis e komo i loko o kahi hōʻailona Moscow, ua hanaʻo ia a ua loaʻa mai kahi kōkua iki mai kaʻoihana unuhi. Loaʻa paha i ka hoihoi nui loa i loaʻa i kāna huahana:
Russian Russian: Nā lako no Orgasim
Clairol
Huahana: Makan Stick
He aha ia? ʻAʻole ka deodorant akā he hao hao. Ua hoʻokuʻuʻo Clairol i ka huahana ma Kelemana ma lalo o ka inoa hoʻokahi,ʻaʻole iʻikeʻo "mist" ka meaʻai ma ia'āina. Ua weliweli nā kūʻai o ka huahana:
Palekana Kelemānia: Manure Stick
Hunt-Wesson
Nā Huahana: Gros Jos (Pāʻina Beans)
I ka hopena, he kapi i hanaʻole i ka kūʻai kūʻai! A eʻike kokeʻoe i ke kumu. I ka wā i hoʻokuʻu aiʻo Hunt-Wesson i kona inoa o ka niho bakena ma Kanada, ua kāhāhāʻo ia i nā mea kūʻai. ʻAʻole lākou iʻike i keʻano,ʻo ia hoʻi, e nānā iāʻoe iho:
ʻO ka hua'ōlelo French-Canadian: Big Breasts
ʻO McDonald's
Huahana: Big Mac
Ināʻoe i nānā pono i ka Pulp Fiction (a ināʻaʻole, no ke aha ?!) e maopopo auaneʻi iāʻoe ka pili a pau o McDonald me ka Royale With Cheese. Ke hoʻololi nei, aia kekahi mea'ē aʻe ma ka pākaukau. ʻO Big Mac, i unuhiʻia i ka'ōlelo Farani, ua liloʻo Gros Mec. A he meaʻokoʻa kēia:
Big Pimp
Aloha Airlines
Kūkākūkā: Fly in Leather
Auē, he aha ka'ōlelo. I ka makahiki 1987, ua hoʻokomoʻia e Braniff Airlines kekahi mauʻiliʻili hou loa i ko lākou mau papa. Ua maikaʻi ka maikaʻi o ka tagline a hiki i ka unuhiʻana i ka'ōlelo Sepania. A laila, he manaʻo nui ka makemakeʻole o ka hapanui o mākou e hana, akā:
Nānā Pelekania: Fly Naked