Nā Haʻaheo a me ka Humor Koa

Ka Paʻa Haumāna

ʻO nā luina,ʻo Marines, a me nā 'Oihana Kūkākūkā o ke Aupuni e kū nei i ka hoʻolālāʻana i kahi wahi televise i mua o ke kālai mokomoko no Training Air Wing One (TW-1) ma Naval Air Station Meridian no ka hoʻolahaʻana ma ka pāʻani Soccer. Nā kiʻi i kākoʻoʻia e US Navy; kiʻi e ke Kauka Kūkākūkā Kūikawā 3rd Class Aramis X. Ramirez

ʻO nā pāʻani ma waena o nā lālā o kaʻelemakule, uaʻelemakule like me ka pūʻali a me nā lālā. Eia kekahi mau koa kahiko a me nā kapaʻaeʻa Moana i maikaʻi ka G i hōʻoluʻoluʻia. ʻO kēia ke kūlana o West Point a me Annapolis e hakakā nei.

Pā'ē kū'ē'ē

Ua aneane make i ka mea 'âlapa Pôpeku ma kahi hoʻokipa hoʻokele lio. Ua hāʻuleʻo ia mai ka lio mai, a ua aneane e hehiʻia a make. Mahalo i ke Akua ka mea nāna i mālama i ka KMart i puka mai a wehe i kahi.

ʻO ka Cadet a me ka Mid e hele ana ma ke alanui i ka manawa i'ōlelo aiʻo Mid, "He mea kaumaha - he manu make." Nānā aʻelaʻo Cadet a nīnau akula, "ʻAu, ma hea?"

Ke pāʻani neiʻo Navy i ka poʻe kaua, i hala mua meʻekolu minuke i ka hapalua. Hoʻokumuʻia ka mea hoʻolālā i ka mea puhi ahi, a me nā Navy, e noʻonoʻo ana i ka hopena o ka hapalua, e holo ana ma waho o ka pā. ʻEkolu mau pāʻani ma hope mai, nā pā kau.

Q: Uaʻike aneiʻoe i ka mea e hoʻololi ai ka pūʻali koa Soccer i kona inoa i ka "'Opossums"?
A: No ka mea e pāʻani ana lākou i ka make ma ka home a pepehiʻia ma ke alanui.

Q: No ke aha e heleʻole ai ka hau i ka hau i ka wā e pāʻani ana i nā pāʻani?
A: Ua hele ke kanaka a me ka papa hana.

N.- Pehea kāu mea e loaʻa ai i ka wā e holo mālie aiʻoe i ka Hale Hōʻike Kula Koa?
H. - He hoailona.

Q: He aha ka mea like i ka Navy Midshipman a me ke Komohana o West Point?
A: Ua loaʻa lāua i ke Komohana Komohana.

Q: He aha kāu e loaʻa ai i ka wā e hānai aiʻoe i kahi kumu'āina a me ka West Point Cadet?
A:ʻEono mau pule o ka pīpeʻa maikaʻi.

E hele ana ka Pūʻali Pôpeku Aupuni i ka Hoʻohapa

Ua hāʻawi aku ka luna o ka pūʻali i kāna hui pūʻali koa i nā lā he mau lā. Ua hoʻoholo kekahi e iho i Panama City Beach no ka leʻaleʻa a hoʻomaha.

Uaʻikeʻo Coa i nā mea pāʻani i ka lā mua i ka hana a nīnauʻia e pili ana i kā lākou hoʻomaha.

"ʻAʻole maikaʻi maikaʻi," wahi a nā mea pāʻani. "ʻAʻole mākou i kau i ke kahakai."

"No ke aha," wahi a ke kālepa, "pilikia ka kaʻa?"

"ʻAʻole," i pane aku ai lākou, "i kēlā me kēia mau mile he nui ma lalo o ka moku, uaʻike mākou i nā'ōuli e'ōlelo ana, 'E puka i waho, Clean Cleanrooms'.'Āʻoheʻike i ka nui o nā keʻena i hoʻomaʻemaʻeʻia ma waena o West Point a me Panama City."

Pâʻani Pôpeku Hanohano

Ua hāʻawiʻiaʻelua mau mea pīpeku i kahi hoʻokolohua SAT kūikawā no ka hālāwaiʻana me kā lākou mau koi i ke Kula Koa. Ma hope o ka hoʻokolokoloʻana, hoʻomaka ka mea mua i ka meaʻelua a nīnau, "He aha ka mea a Keawe Macaldald?"

'Ōlelo maila kekahi, "He'āina mahiʻai kāna."

Nīnau ka mea mua, "Peheaʻoe e kilokilo ai?"

A paneʻia ka lua, "EIEIO."

Kauʻia ka USNA Grad Walks i kahi Pākū

Ua komo ka mikini o Annapolis i loko o ka pā, a noho ihola i lalo a'ōlelo mai, "E ka makaleʻa, loheʻoe i ka haʻalulu e pili ana i nā mea o West Pointʻehā ma kahi pāhale?" Ua kūkalaʻia nā noho ma hope ona, aʻehā mau mea nui, ua kū i luna nā kānaka o ka pā.

"Ua pāʻani mākou no ka pūʻali. Hoʻopiʻi ka nalu Nahi i ka hoʻomaloka a'ōlelo mai, "He aha, a he pono e wehewehe i ka manawaʻehā?"

ʻO nā mea hou aku

Q: Ehia mau kumu o West Point e lawe ai i kahi kukui?
A:ʻAʻohe, he papa makahiki lua.

Q: Ua lohe aneiʻoe e kūʻai wale ana ka pūʻali i iwakālua mau kaukani hou?
A: 'Ae, a me ka mea aʻo Kaʻao i'ōlelo koke aku iā lākou e hoʻokuʻu iā lākou, e hele kū'ē lākou iā Annapolis.

Q: Ehia mau pali o ka Army e lawe ai e hoololi i ke kaa?
A: Hoʻokahi wale nō, akā, loaʻa iā ia heʻehā hola i hōʻai'ēʻia a heluʻiaʻo ia e like me kahiʻoihana loea!

Q: He aha ka mea likeʻole ma waena o ka Poʻe Komohana Komohana a me kahi iʻa?
A:ʻO kahi mea momona,ʻehaʻeha, ka meaʻai'āpalapalapala, aʻo kekahi he iʻa wale nō.

Q: Pehea nā makahikiʻehā o ke ola o West Pointer?
A: Ke kolu o ka helu.

Q: Pehea lā i loaʻaʻole ai kahi pūnaewele i ka pūʻali pūʻali koa?
A:ʻAʻole hiki iā lākou ke hō'ākolu iʻekolu "W".

Q: Ehia mau pali o ka Army e lawe ai i ke kukui?
A: Hoʻokahi -ʻo ia wale nō e kau ana i ka pākuʻi a ke manaʻo neiʻo ia e huli honua iā ia.

Hauʻoli Haumāna Air Force:


Q: Ehia mau Air Force Cadets e lawe ai i ka pala palahalaha?
A:ʻEkolu,ʻelua e hele no ka pia a hoʻokahi e kāhea aku i ka makua.

ʻO nā pāʻani ma waena o nā poʻe koa i loko o ka pāʻani kinoʻole, akā, inā pono, aia nā pūʻali koa o nā lālā a pau ma ka hui hoʻokahi a hui pū i ka hana.