Heʻano like nāʻano makai likeʻole e like me nāʻano likeʻole; ʻo kekahi kekahi o nā meaʻinoʻole; ʻo kekahi poʻe'ē aʻe ma kahiʻaoʻao.
ʻO nā mākaʻi nā kānaka macho me ka huhū e aloha nei i nā pū me ka wikiwiki wikiwiki aʻaʻole paha lākou i ka ponoʻo Barney Fife. He mau makuakāne makuahine Irishmen lākou a iʻole ka hoʻopaʻi ikaika a hoʻoweliweli i nā freaks manaʻole eʻaeʻole i kahi hōʻailona o ka mahaloʻole.
ʻO nā hiʻohiʻona o cops, nā mea maikaʻi a me nā meaʻole, ua puniʻo ia no ka lōʻihi o nā makai. Pehea kaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo kēia mauʻano hilinaʻi a me hea mai lākou? Eia ke nānāʻana i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona kaulana, ke kumu o lākou, a me nā mea maoli.
ʻO Cops Love Donuts
ʻO ka meaʻoi loa iʻikeʻia a ma kahi lōʻihi o keʻano koʻikoʻi o nā makai,ʻo ko lākou kūlana pili loa ia no kēlā mau mea'ūlaʻi paʻi a ka nui o nā luna e kapa aku ai me ke aloha i "nā apo ikaika."
ʻO kēia kūlana he nui loa ka nui o nā luna hoʻomalu e hōʻole i ka panaʻana i kā lākou kaʻa kaʻa ma kahi kokoke i kahi hale kūʻai no ka makaʻu i ka hoʻomau i ka manaʻo e hele pū nā kāpena a me nā mea like e like me ka wai pīnati a me ke kele.
No ke aha i manaʻo nuiʻia ai kēia manaʻo? I ka pōkole, no ka meaʻoiai i kēia mau lā,ʻaʻole ia he meaʻikeʻole i kaʻikeʻana i kekahi mau wahi mākaʻi i hoʻokūʻia ma mua o ka hale kūʻai. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o ka moemole, akā,ʻaʻohe mea e pili ana me nā kiko. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo ke kāpena wale nō ia.
ʻO ka pinepine,ʻo kahi wale nō kahi e loaʻa ai ke kofe a iʻole e hāʻule i ka hola 3:00 AM ka hale kūʻai no ka meaʻo ia wale nō kahi e wehe ai i 24 mau lā i ka lā.
Ua lilo nā hale kūʻai Donut i mau luna hoʻonohonoho ma kahi kīʻaha.
Hoʻopukaʻia nā kope
He manaʻo nui loa ia e kauohaʻia nā makai e hoʻopaʻa i ka helu paʻa o ka hopu a hāʻawi i kahi helu kūikawā. He nui nā poʻe e hōʻole i kaʻoiaʻiʻo ua loaʻa iā lākou kahi palapala kono e like me kahi luna'ē aʻe e ho'āʻo ana e hana i kāna kumukūʻai.
Loaʻa i nā kāpena'eneke i nā cops? ʻO ka paneʻana he nui nā hihia iʻole. ʻAʻole nā mākaʻi i hoʻonoho i nā helu a me nā hopu a lākou e hana ai. I ka manawa like, he mea maʻalahi keʻike i kahi i loaʻa ai kaʻike.
Ke kū nei ka huikau i ka nīnau pili. E like me nāʻoihana'ē aʻe, pono e hana i kahi kūpono e mālama ai i nā luna e hana nei. ʻO ka māmā aʻoi loa ke ala e kau ai i ka hanaʻana,ʻo ia ke nānā i ka helu o nā pepa i kākauʻia, nā hōʻike i laweʻia, nā pihi i paneʻia a hopuʻia.
Inā hoʻolaha kahi luna hoʻokahi wale nō mau tiketi ma kekahi manawa i ka manawa i hāʻawi ka hapa nui o nā lālā o kānaʻoihana i kēlā me kēia 100, hiki i nā luna kula ke nalu i keʻano o kāna hana me kona manawa.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻohālikelike me ka hoʻokaʻawaleʻole, akā he mea nui loa. ʻElua nā māhele e hoʻonoho i nā helu a me nā pohō.
Ma ka manawa like, manaʻoʻia nā luna e hana ana aʻaʻole e hoʻoweliweli ana i ka manawa a me ka uku kālāʻauhau.
ʻO ka luna kahiko o Irish
ʻO kaʻoihana maʻamau i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni kahiko a me nā kaʻa kiʻi, he mea kaulana loa ka stereotype o kaʻene Irish ma hope mai o ka hoʻomakaʻana o ka mākaʻiʻoihana maʻAmelika . Ua hoʻokumu maoliʻia kēia kumukūʻai.
Ma nā lā mua o ka hoʻomalu "ʻoihana"ʻoihana,ʻo ka hana a kahi luna,ʻaʻole ia he kia nui o ke kaiāulu e like me ka nānāʻana o kekahi i kēia lā. I kēia manawa i kapaʻiaʻo ia he mau koa, ua nānāʻia nā mākaʻi ma nā lā mua. ʻAʻole lākou i mahalo nuiʻia. Ma muli o ia mea,ʻo ka hana policia kekahi o nā wahi liʻiliʻi kahi i hiki ai i nā malihini malihini Irish keʻimi i nā hana.
ʻOiai,ʻo ka nui o nā makai he Irish, pēlā nō ka hapanui o ka poʻe i hopuʻia. Ua hoʻohana nā mākaʻi liona no ka laweʻana i ka nui o nā mea kānalua i kona inoa inoa lapuwale,ʻo Paddy Wagon, mai kaʻikeʻana i kahi manawa i piha i ka "Paʻa," - i ka pila puaʻa no "Irish."
Hoʻonuiʻia ka Lohi
ʻO kēia kekahi mau māhele pili e pili ana i nā cops a me nāʻoihana hana kalaima ma keʻano holoʻokoʻa. E like me keʻano o ka hihia,ʻo nā mea maoli e hana i ko lākou mau hiʻohiʻona, a ma muli o lākou, e hānau i ko lākou mauʻike pono'ī. ʻO kēia mau moʻolelo keʻakaʻaka nui eʻakaʻaka a me keʻakaʻaka e pili ana, akā,ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻomaopopo i ka pono o ka hana a kahi makai a iʻole nā hopena e pili ana i ka hana .
Nā Kaupapa Hoʻohālikeʻaʻole e hoʻoemi i ka waiwai nui o nā mea hana hewa
ʻOiaʻiʻo,ʻo ka hanaʻana i nā hana kalahala a hana hewa paha e hele mai me kona mau manaʻo ponoʻole a me nā kuhihewa . ʻAʻole naʻe e hōʻemi nā kumuhana i ka waiwai a me nā pono i loaʻa i kēia mau hana koʻikoʻi i ko kākou kaiaulu holoʻokoʻa.